A guy got his first job and it happened to be in a sexual aid
shop. One night his boss had to leave for an hour. A short
while later a white lady walked in, and after looking around
asked him, "How much for the black dildo?"

"For you," he replied, "$19.99."

"Great," she said, paid and left.

A short while later a black lady walked in and after looking
around said, "How much for the white dildo?"

"For you," he replied, "$29.99."

"Great," she said, paid and left.

Again, a while later a Polish lady walked in and after looking
around asked, "How much for the 'plaid' dildo?"

"Plaid dildo?" he asked.

"Yes," she responded, "the one at the back of the store there."

"Oh, the PLAID dildo... for you, $39.99"

She happily paid and left.

His boss returned and asked how it went. He replied, "Well, I
sold a white lady a black dildo for $19.99, a black lady a
white dildo for $29.99, and I sold a Polish lady your thermos for
$39.99."

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
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Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

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