Is this one ot those Texas TALL Tales? <wink>

A young women was impressed by the massive
Texan in the bar. "Pardon me, sir, but can I ask
about the measurements of your chest. I am
amazed."

"Well, thank you, ma'am. It's 33 inches."

"Wow, around?"

"No, ma'am. Through."

"Well, then, sir. What about your waist?"

"It's 28 inches."

"Around?"

"No, ma'am. Through."

"Well, then. One last question. What about
the size of your private, ahh, you know."

"You see, ma'am. It's 3 inches!"

"Wow, " said the woman. "Through?!"

"Oh, no, Ma'am. From the floor!!!!!"

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