2 polarbears are walking around in the arctic. a father and son pair. The son looks at the father and says,
" Dad, I got a question, are you sure I am 100% polarbear?".
The father looks at his son and says,
"Yes son you're 100% polar bear"
"OK" the son says.

They keep walking and about 20 minutes later the son again says:
"Are you sure I am 100% polarbear?"

The father again says,
"Yes son, you're 100% polar bear"
"OK" the son says.

Then about 30 minutes later, the son says,
"OK dad, be serious; are you sure I am 100% polarbear? Are You sure there is no blackbear or grizzly bear in me??"

"Yes son your 100% polarbear, I am 100% polarbear and so is your mother. Why do you keep asking son?"

The son says,
"Well I dont know about you, but I am fuckin' freezing!"

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