The Mighty Sperm
One day there was this sperm, and he decided that he was going to be the strongest sperm in the body. For he knew that only one sperm could get inside the egg of a women, and he was determined to be that sperm.
So as the days and weeks went by the little sperm worked out. He did pushups, situps, crunches, and weights. All the other little sperm laughed and played while he worked to develope his strength.
Soon the weeks passed into years, but the little sperm stayed the course, until that magic day. That day came and all the little sperm inside started rushing out except the one little sperm that had worked out. He was pushing the other way yelling, " Go Back, Go Back, its just a blow job!"