"I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches." ~ Alice Roosevelt Longworth

"Between the two evils, I always pick the one I never tried." ~ Mae West

"Women may be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake entire relationships." ~ Sharon Stone

"When you have no problems, you're dead." ~ Zelda Werner

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Don't be afraid that your life will end. Be afraid that it will never begin. ~ Grace Hansen