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Old 10-16-2003, 01:50 PM
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Good ones, DM!

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. She is standing in
front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You
know, love," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman.
My face is all wrinkled, I've got fat legs and my arms are all
flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something
positive to make me feel better about myself."

He thinks about it a bit and then says, "Well, there's nothing wrong
with your eyesight."
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