I was sent by a friend last year (on re-cycled computer printout

folded to look like a card)

Times are tough, things are hard,

Here's your fucking Xmas Card.


This year I plan to send him one with a Nativity scene on the front

and the line "Jesus loves you", and inside:-

Everyone else thinks you're an arse-hole.

Just as well I like the bloke lol.

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