Picture the scene; a retirement home for elderly gentlemen. One of the old boys has been surprised by one of his friends with a gorgeous stripper for his birthday. So all the old men go into the home's big main room to wait for the lady.
She walks into the room, pulls open her long raincoat revealing her amazingly fit, totally naked body and shous out
"SUPERCUNT!!"

At the back of the room, one of the old boys turns to another and asks,
"What did she say?"
The second old guy replies,
"I THINK she said 'supercunt'".
The first man nods his head in contemplation......
"Oh, OK then....tell her I'll just have the soup!"








(sorry! )

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind