A life-long workshy bum walks into an employment agency and marched straight up to the counter,
"I want a job!" he said.

The man behind the counter replied,
"You're timing is amazing. We just heard from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his 22-year-old nympho daughter. The salary is $200,000 a year!"

The bum cried,
"You're BULLSHITTING me!",
to which the man behind the counter shouted back,
"Well YOU fucking started it!!!"

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind