"everything sweet and gooey makes me wanna hurl. What sappy things set you off?"

Not sappy.... but people who ask 'How are you?' and don't hang around long enough to even fake like they care.

Even worse are the people who listen to intently and 'ohhhhh & ahhhh' everything you say when you know all their thinking is 'when can I get away from here'.

Sappy is people who refer to themselves in the third person, 'Come give your Auntie Jane a kiss'.... ewwwww.... and then she's one of those kiss ya on the cheek but don't really make contact types.

And whats with people who coo at their dogs and kiss 'em and baby talk to little poopsie-puppy........... please!!!