My favorites...........(I had to scroll back alot to get these...lol!)



Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."
-Emo Phillips (OMG! I can just hear him saying that in that voice of his...lmfao!)


"I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now." (here, here!!!!)


Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy."
-Groucho Marx


Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got."
-Sophia Loren



Every so often, I try to masturbate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not really sure what it means." (ROFLMFAO!!!!!.....Oh gawd that's funny!)


Apparently one can temporarily sterilize oneself by heating one's organs in boiling water."
-Annonymous British Teenager (Thank goodness he tried it and let us know!!! YIKES!)

These were wonderful jenna...TY!

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