"Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them."
-Mae West

"The art of life lies in taking pleasures as they pass, and the keenest pleasures are not intellectual, nor are they always moral."
-Aristippus

"Proof is arbitrary... unless we're talking about sexual gratification."

"Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie."
-William Shakespeare