Somehow.......I knew MM would wanna try this! LOL!

I have NO idea what you could possibly be doing wrong MM........but I think you might be hanging out in all the wrong places! Take a portfolio of all the pics you've posted for us and go to a pub in the next town....for crying out loud! Ask the ladies if they are into photography......after you've bought them a fews drinks, that is.....and then show them what we know!!!!! After the first several [ladies] slap the livin shit outta ya for showing them porn......there's bound to be one left standing who is as intrigued with you as we all are!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~