02-02-2002, 12:08 AM
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Oral Freak
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 447
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The hostess goes dancing through the excited crowd, whispering in the ears of her guests as she passes with her tray of champagne...
Delighted you could make it, Scotz! Sorry to tear you away from your, er, 'meeting' --- but I promise this will be worth it!!! Here, follow me, perhaps you could explain the basis of this wonderful contraption to Lilith; the girl's been marvelling at it all night...
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Lilith, dear, do you realize that you're about to go down in history as the first woman ever to experience this Perpetual Pleasure!!! We're all sooooooo envious... But I'm right behind you in line! Scotz here is going to give you a personal tour to get things started, I believe, isn't that right, sir?
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Xanne, great to see you! The party's just getting going, now that the dignitaries have finished their speeches. While you're waiting your turn for the Slippery-Dip, I'm positive that OldFart would be delighted to share a bottle or two of that Chateau le Face '69 with you --- look, he's hovering over the case of it over at the bar, waiting for someone to come along and give him an excuse to have a glass or three...   Here, let me introduce you, if you haven't already met...
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OldFart, dahhhling, this is a simply smashing invention. Come, pour a glass of your ClF '69 for Xanne here, she's looking absolutely scrumptious in her heels (and nothing else) and she's looking for a gentleman to introduce her to the delights of this vintage wine. I think you're just the chap to do it!
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