02-01-2002, 05:00 PM
|
 |
Oral Freak
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 447
|
|
|
Slippery-Dip Product Launch Party
You are cordially invited
to attend the private product launch celebration
for the OldFart SLIPPERY-DIPTM,
also known as the S.O.F.A. (Scotzoid & Old Fart Apparatus).
We will unveil the first prototype and the proposed marketing package at the festivities.
Hors d'oevres will be served, and an open bar (featuring champagne, Chateau la Face '69, and Buttescotch Schnapps, among other favourite drinks) will be provided. Guests will have the opportunity to mingle (fluids) and to schmooze (or smooch), prior to the actual unveiling (or disrobing) of the much-anticipated Slippery-Dip.
Apparel: Black tie... only.
Location: The home of Sweetstuff, Graphic Designer and Social Coordinator, OSHA, in the scenic north-country
Time: Now... oh god, baby... now!!!!
R.S.V.P. A.S.A.P. c/o:
OldFart & Scotz' Happyface Agency,
69 Cunning Court,
Orgasm on Time,
Slipshire, UK
|