I'M
ABOUT
8
INCHES
LONG.


MY FUNCTIONING
IS
ENJOYED
BY
MEMBERS
OF
BOTH
SEXES.


I'M
USUALLY FOUND
HUNG,
DANGLING
LOOSELY,
READY
FOR
INSTANT
ACTION.


I BOAST
A CLUMP OF
LITTLE
HAIRY
THINGS
AT
ONE END
AND
SMALL
HOLE AT THE
OTHER.


IN USE,
I'M
INSERTED,
ALMOST
ALWAYS
WILLINGLY,
SOMETIMES
SLOWLY,
SOMETIMES
QUICKLY,
INTO A
WARM,
FLESHY, MOIST
OPENING.

THERE
I'M
THRUST
IN
AND
DRAWN
OUT
AGAIN
AND AGAIN
MANY TIMES IN
SUCCESSION,
OFTEN
QUICKLY
AND
ACCOMPANIED
BY SQUIRMING
BODILY
MOVEMENTS.


ANYONE
FOUND
LISTENING IN
WILL MOST
SURELY
RECOGNIZE
THE
RHYTHMIC,
PULSING
SOUND,
RESULTING
FROM THE
WELL
LUBRICATED
MOVEMENTS.


WHEN FINALLY
WITHDRAWN,
I LEAVE
BEHIND
A
JUICY,
FROTHY,
STICKY WHITE
SUBSTANCE,
TO MY
FREELY
HANGING
STATE
OF REST,
READY FOR
YET
ANOTHER
BIT OF
ACTION.


HOPEFULLY,
I WILL
REACH MY
BRISTLING
CLIMAX
TWICE
OR
THREE
TIMES A DAY,
BUT OFTEN
IT IS
MUCH LESS.


WHO AM I ??



AS YOU MAY
HAVE ALREADY
GUESSED,
THE
ANSWER
TO
THE
RIDDLE
IS
NONE OTHER
THAN YOUR VERY
OWN....







TOOTHBRUSH !!!!!!!!!!!


What were you thinking? You PERVERT!

__________________
_______________________
*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."