O, [thou art] as tedious as a tired horse, a railing wife, Worse than a smoky house. Henry IV, part I

Thou art so leaky that we must leave thee to thy sinking. Antony and Cleopatra

Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon! Timon of Athens



These are so great. I can't imagine coming up with so many. Now was he the "Bard" or the "Barb?"