the craziest time huh. well when i was younger, i went shopping for pants with my mom. i don't know, maybe it was the perfume in the department store, for i didn't see anyone that hot, but i just had the biggest hardon and it wouldnt' go away. you know how it is guys, those days when it just wants to stand at attention. anyways as i said, i was younger and being my mom, she insisted she see's what the pants look like on me.

well with my hardon, it kept pushing my crotch sticking up and she was wondering if it was the material, the cut of the pants, started coming up with the weirdest reasons. i still had many a pair to try on so i went into the dressing room and started to furiously masturbate. eventually came, and put on new pants. she was kinda mad wondering why it took me so long, and i came up with some excuse like oh i was trying out different shirts and stuff.

anyways, it wasn't till i left that day did i realize... hmm. don't they sometimes video tape dressing rooms to prevent theft? if so theres a lil me out there somewhere whackin off so i woudln't be embaressed in front of my mom.