hmm.... 80 years old... I can deal with that...

You can expect to die on:
August 7, 2053 at the age of 80 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (28%)
Cancer (23%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)

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