09-15-2003, 09:13 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Longitude: 117 Hemisphere: West
Posts: 83
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January 24, 2030
at the age of 70 years old.
Cancer (35%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Homicide (5%)
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Sex is like a card game - if you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand!
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
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