Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

September 2, 2037
at the age of 81 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (47%)
Cancer (12%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Wild Animal Mauling (5%)


Hmmmmm.... guess I lead a boring, sedate life! I would have never guessed that my heart attack would get me before the cancer.... will most likely happen while being mauled, then get put down to end my misery.