Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


August 18, 2036
at the age of 72 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Auto-Fellatio (13%)
Suicide (8%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

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Enjoy yourself!
Enjoy me!

Behind me is a Woman rolling her eye's!

The only opinion about me that matters is the one I have of myself