I've got this one stuck in my head at the moment...
Everybody's Out to Fuck You -
The Beanweevils
You finally graduated from college,
You've got a suit, a cool pen.
They smile and say hello in the washroom,
Everybody seems like a friend.
You do lots of overtime
To climb the ladder then you find
There's really nothin' that you can do.
Promotion you've been waiting for
Is goin' to that little whore
Who does the boss while he's fucking you...
Right in the ass!
Everybody's out to fuck you,
(Fuck you)
Everybody's out to even the score.
(Even the score)
When you got your mind on the future,
(Fuck you)
Better keep your eyes on your back door!
He told you that we needed a female
Vocalist to sing in the band.
He said you were a really good singer,
That you should come and lend us a hand.
You got all excited and
Delighted and invited him
To spend the night with you and get laid.
The next day you were cryin'
When you found out he was lyin',
And you realized you'd just been played.
You got played!
The only thing he wanted was to fuck you,
(Right in the ass)
The only thing he wanted was to get in your drawers.
(Get in your drawers)
When you had your mind on the future,
(Fuck you)
You shoulda kept your eyes on your back door!
Yes, everybody's out to fuck you night and day,
They're gonna stick it in your boom-boom all the way.