I laughed at one of you joke posting just last night. The Spanking a child one returned me to my social work days.

When was the last time that you had a 1/2 hr shower

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"In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind."
Nora Ephron

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Barbara Bush

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Drew Carey