1. I sat in meetings all morning and thought about sex. With everyone around the table

2. I'm making dinner for six people tonight and I have not shopped.

3. I've got a great job offer in a shitty town and I don't know what to do. (bird in the hand/two in the bush...one in MY bush???)

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney