1.Leigh came home last night, ( AT LAST) and we didn't sleep much. (Went to bed, just didn't sleep much)

2. I got very tipsy Sunday night, and was a little too adventurous. Paid for it later.

3. Yesterday, while VERY bored at work, I added up the money I spend on condoms every month, and had to blush. (I buy mail order, saves on the smirky looks I get at the check-out line when buying 5 packs of a dozen at once)

Wanda

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"I wondered, am I a lesbian, am I straight, or bisexual? Then I realized that I am just a slut.
So where's MY parade?"

---Margaret Cho