1. I'm I'm horny as a 3 petered goat.
2. The odds of satisfying it other than manually are zip.
3. Looking at the pics here makes me long for the touch of the real deal soooooooooo much. Gotta get off my duff and make something happen.

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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates

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