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Old 07-03-2003, 10:41 AM
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What you fail to realize is that the fortune cookies are already sexual.

You see, aliens have infiltrated the fortune cookie factories are are using the cookies to place personal ads. Those six numbers are a code for finding your potential alien sex partner. They represent:
1. Number of eyestalks.
2. Length of each eyestalk (in units, of course).
3. Number of sex organs.
4. Length/depth of each sex organ (again, in units).
5. Number of planets in home solar system.
6. Distance of home solar system from Earth (in parsecs).

Hope you find your alien lover soon.
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