Ok...here's a schoolroom joke for you.

A new teacher stated at infants school, she said to the class. "hello children my name is Miss Franny, and as a little test, the first one to remember my name tomorrow can have a prize"

Well little Jimmy wanted the prize, so all the rest of the day he was chanting..." don't forget the 'R'..... don't for the 'R'.....don't forget the 'R'" over and over he kept saying it to himself, so as not to forget.

The next day arrived and she said to the class. " Ok children, who can remember my name?"

Little Jimmy's hand went straight in the air. " I know miss...me miss...I know" frantic to be picked.

" Ok Jimmy " said the teacher " what is it?"

"Miss Crunt" miss said Jimmy

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