Love it Sharnie...hahaha

Here another joke

A nun gets on a bus, which is empty except for the driver.
She says to him: "I'm going to die soon, but I would like three wishes fulfilled before I do. I want to have sex, but I must die a virgin, so the sex has to be anal.
Secondly, I cannot commit adultery, so the man I sleep with has to be single.
Finally, the man has to be a stranger to me and must not tell a living sole."

The nun then asks the driver if he thinks he's up to fulfilling the wishes.

The bus driver readily agrees and takes the nun upstairs, promptly fulfilling the first wish, but afterwards he feels guilty and says to the nun: " I'm afraid I lied to you, I am in fact married with three children"

The nun replies: " Thats OK, I lied too. My name's Kevin and I'm off to a fancy dress party!!"

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