Beginning of May. I left my day job for self-employment. I have been self-employed for awhile, but I finally decided to leave the security of the pay check.

When was the last time you hear another couple making love?

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"In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind."
Nora Ephron

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!"
Drew Carey