Panty hose....nasty, scratchy, uncomfortable, sweaty, awkward, unflattering little mood killers suitable only for convenience store robberies.

Or is that too vague an opinion?

Thigh highs were invented for a reason. They look good, I'm not embarrased to take my skirt off, and I think there's always a little gleam in your eye that hints at interesting things when you're wearing them. Or that could just be me.