You Should Teach Feminism 101!
Women of the world unite - you don't need dicks to make you happy!
Whether you're a lesbian or straight girl (or something in between)...
You've always felt a special connection with other women.

Maybe you feel like you and other women have the same struggles.
Or maybe you just dig their wacky genitalia.
In either case, you're ready to break out the Toni Morrison and Sylvia Plath.