There was a young man from Spartar,
Who was an incredible farter.
At the strength of one bean,
He could play "God Save the Queen,"
And Beethoven's "Moonlight Senata."

--3805--

__________________
-Toast-
"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White