{not sure how accurate all of these are, but I am taking it on faith }

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. -- Sir Winston Churchill

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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White