151. Defend your neighborhood from roving Mongol hordes.
152. Do a good job.
153. Crawl.
154. Be a side affect.
155. Ride a bicycle...up Mt. McKinley.
156. Play hockey with your little cousin...as the puck.
157. Duck.
158. Redecorate your garage.
159. Develope a complex.
160. Join the Army...be someone simple.

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{I really do not agree with 160}

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