I came across these at The Onion and thought I would post the here...

{just in case some of y'all are "the my coffee's to hot so I'm gonna sue McDonalds", these are a JOKE}

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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
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