Foreplay by the Signs

Aries doesn't have time for foreplay.

Taurus keeps going and going and going...

Gemini wants a menage a trois.

Cancer likes it in the hot tub.

Leo buys costumes.

Virgo showers before, during and after.

Libra can't decide whether they want it or not.

Scorpio wants it all day, every day.

Sagittarius does it under the stars.

Capricorn prefers to be on top.

Aquarius likes crowds.

Pisces swoons over the poetry of the act.

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