The barbaric practice of a swat on the ass of an unruly kid has been outlawed here for about 20 years. We are very progressive in this big city.

It has been replaced with closed circuit surveillance cameras and installation of 911 phones in every room and hallway. Along with metal detectors at all the locked entrances and armed police patrols. We also have socially advanced to not hurting any ones self-esteem by holding them back and high school graduates that can’t read their diploma and 46% of them not being able to located the United States on a blank world map.

We’ve also managed to attain a much lower grade of teacher and increased the rolls of private and home schooling.









I wonder what the price of a paddle was.

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