Bruised behind to the point of just choosing to stand.

Once I inadvertently cut Mr Lilith's member when I swiftly moved as he was moving as well. I am still not sure how exactly but it was when we were first dating and I felt like shit. BTW bandaids don't really work there

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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