#2053 - so funny I just had to share !

After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to
perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but
nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him: "This is all in your
mind." and refers him to a psychiatrist.

After a few visits, the shrink confesses: "I am at a loss as to how you
could possibly be cured." Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a
witch
doctor.

The witch doctor says: "I can cure this." He throws some
powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The
witch doctor says: "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it
once a year! All you have to do is say '1-2-3' and it shall rise for as
long as you wish!" The guy then asks the witch doctor: "What happens when it's over?"

The witch doctor says: "All you or your partner has to say
is '1234' and it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again
for a year!"

The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his
wife with the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says:
"1-2-3" and suddenly he gets an erection.

His wife turns over and says: "What did you say '1-2-3' for?"

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