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Old 05-19-2003, 10:17 PM
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Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"

"No," said his Mom, "of course not."

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his Mom heard him yell to
his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"

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