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Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates, and are comparing stories on how they had died.

First woman - "I froze to death."

Second woman - "You froze to death - how horrible!"

First woman - "Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the
cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.

What about you?"

Second woman - "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV."

First woman - "So what happened?"

Second woman - "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere,
that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the
attic and searched and down to the basement. Then I went through every
closet and checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, and finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over with
a heart attack and died."

First woman - "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - we'd both
sill be alive."