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Lovely Wife?

A man comes into a pharmacy and asks for a vial of Cyanide. The
pharmacist, trying to maintain a professional posture, asks, "For
what purpose, Sir?"

"I want to kill my wife," replies the man.

"I'm very sorry, Sir," the pharmacist says, "but surely you must
know that under such circumstances I cannot sell you Cyanide."

The man reaches into his wallet and produces a photo of his wife.

The pharmacist blushes and replies, "I am sorry, Sir. I didn't
realize you had a prescription.