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Old 05-15-2003, 07:27 AM
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#597 - here we go....

Pixie Users are divided into three Types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert..

Novice Pixie Users: People who have a very sticky keyboard which makes it impossible to reply to posts.............they're lucky if they can get to the next pic thread !

Intermediate Pixie Users: Acomplished one handed typer that can reply to a thread without missing a stroke and manage to take a few pics of the event in progress occasionally gets interupted by a family member causing panic but they're never caught with their pants down

Expert Pixie Users: Owner of fully splash proof keyboard and always has room locked during 'pixie time' They can reply to one thread using their feet while pleasuring themselves with both hands and taking pictures from many different angles.. these users can also be found spending loads of time in other areas of pixies replying to strange threads adding more amusing comments each time they post
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