#362~This is terrible:

Sex With Teacher
A boy in the 6th grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he has a big smile on his face. She asks, "Did anything special happen at school today?"
"Yes,Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!"

The mother is stunned. "You're going to talk about this with your father when he gets home." Well, when Dad comes home and hears the news he is happy as hell. Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "Son, I hear you had sex with your English teacher."

"That's right, Dad."

"Well, you became a man today-this is cause for celebration. Let's head out for some ice cream, and then I'll buy you that new bike you've been asking for."

"That sounds great, Dad, but can I have a football instead of the bike? My ass is really killing me."

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