It may sound rediculous but when I was like 6 or something, me and two of my cousins (at different times) ended up trying to play Dr and nurse. Of course at six years old you can't really do shit but I would've if I could've.

More recently I have a different semi-distant cousin that I'm absolutely mad over. She's about the only woman in the world that I'd risk cheating on my wife with.

I love my wife like mad but for as long as I can remember my cousin has been my fantasy girl. Not just in looks, even though she's gorgous, it's everything. I'll never deny the fact that my cousin is the only other woman who I know without a doubt I could live with for the rest of my life and be as happy as I deserve to be.