Not a joke but one of the best one liners I ever heard... Charlie, a friend of mine was grabbing a coffee at the machine in our office. I was behind him awaiting my turn to punch the buttons. I noticed ole Charles was wearing a neckbrace... I asked.. "What the hell gotta hold of you?" He just smiled and said "Nothing, I finally got some Viagra and that bastard Dr didn't tell me not to chew 'em up!" I still laugh at that one.

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