LOL - - Good one ozfuzz,,,,,

You heard about the 90 year old who got Viagra and asked the doctor if the tablets could be cut into 1/4's since he'd only be taking a 1/4 tablet at a time.

The doctor very carefully explained how there wouldn't be much benefit from only 1/4 of a tablet.

The old gentleman said, oh no doc I don't want it for sex. I just want to get hard enough so I don't piss on my shoes if I'm standing up.

groan!!!!!!!! I'm sorry,,,,, bad joke,

Teddy