Technically in a galaxy far, far away...I was born on a small desert planet called Tatooine. Not a very hositable place but in the winter we used to make sandmen...ahhhh, memories.
Then I lived in this big, round, metal sphere...some people
dubbed it the DEATH STAR, but I just liked to call it home.
Then those damn rebels blew it up...Christ I was PISSED!!!!!!!!

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....Now I am the Master